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10:12 I need a new place for Cal and Niko to live. Someplace grungy, big, slightly isolated for disposal of occasional bodies. NYC. I know. Hard. #

10:13 Maybe they should just squat in an abandoned warehouse. Thank God for the good old 'abandoned warehouse.' Up there with the 'Old Mill.' #

10:14 For the three best tweet NYC suggestions, I'll give away signed Trick of the Lights or Deathwishes. pass it on. #

10:18 Reading Marjorie Liu, Lynn Viehl, Shiloh Walker, wrote a quote and will be writing today until I hit the sheets tonight. Good plan. #

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10:46 After sleeping on it,decided Sherlock was my favorite movie of 09,unless I've forgotten 1, which is possible.Senile dog is rubbing off on me #

10:48 :) @shilohwalker @Rob_Thurman Roadkill was very, very, very good. Am already planning a re-read. One character really broke my heart. #

13:09 It was so damn good I think I had my first M.O. Funny as hell, nonstop action. ROCKED @shilohwalker @Rob_Thurman was Sherlock Holmes good? #

13:20 Roadkill quote: Niko: I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can. #

13:23 & it's back to work.How writers roll, holidays R rare.Favorite present: RDJ & Jude Law's sniping & PJs that say 'I love my bed.' Truer words #

17:01 don't see why not. No sex, no nudity, no cursing. violence isn't graphic @shilohwalker curious.. you think it would be okay for a 10 y.o.? #

20:15 I've been singing that song since yesterday. Hothothot @marjoriemliu awesomeness that is SHERLOCK HOLMES. RDJ and JL are BFF and so very hot #

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Correction...all that live in NYC or have in the past. Do you guys have any suggestions for Cal and Niko's new place. I don't think I like them living in a decent apartment. I want to get them back to the grunge-living. Where would a good dilapidated, fairly run-down place be...would love a non-converted (or started converting and ran out of money in this economy) warehouse-ish type place with few or no other tenants. It's a lot to ask, I know, but it's getting difficult figuring out how to smuggle dead bodies out of their new place.

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09:52 Okay, I checked under the tree. The roof. In the basement.Santa did not bring me a goddamn Seth Green! But happy holidays to all. #

09:54 And happy Saturnalia to Sheldon from Big Bang. Rock on, Sheldon. Rock on. #

09:57 No! no real spoilers, just whipping up fan anticipation @shilohwalker LMAO. I don't do spoilers. Although I was surprised by one thing... #

09:59 With a Goodfellow cameo! And tell me the end did surprise you in 1 way or 4 @JackieKessler Just finished TRICK OF THE LIGHT. Excellent book! #

18:00 Holiday family gathering was Sherlock Holmes (as it was for apparently the city. Every seat full.) It rocked. It rocked so fucking hard that #

18:03 that I forgive Ritchie for the Madonna movie. It's so rare 2 see something re-imagined in a way that is a 180 from source material and work #

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10:21 quote for the 'nog season: Madhouse: Goodfellow: In Vino Veritas. If you drank more, you'd know that. #

20:55 Hey, where's my 'I can't believe spoiler happened! And this:spoiler!' :> @shilohwalker Roadkill & it was awesome. Is the next one done yet? #

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09:58 Off 4 lunch w/ Shiloh Walker. She if she can teach me 2 write some smexy scenes...as I'm so Vanilla they could serve me up in a waffle cone #

13:56 j/k, but the video store fetus hit on me again. You look familiar. Yeah, I'm your bio mom @shilohwalker LMAO. Were we supposed to talk sex? #

13:59 Slow Roll Raspberry the Winery Vets Pkwy DAMN! @shilohwalker if I do good, I will reward myself w/glass of wine maybe when i read tonite #

14:18 Mark Strong (villain in Sherlock Holmes) has one helluva nose. God help me but I love a big nose. #

19:14 Designated driver? My tolerance is *low* as SDCC photos will show @shilohwalker you know what we oughta do-hit a winery instead of lunch. #

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10:14 Hmmmm @shilohwalker my JD Robb re-read marathon is done. now what am I gonna read? #

10:16 Considering the season and the snow, add a Hallulejah. @marjoriemliu I'm home. Amen. #

10:17 Was Alpha in it? Alpha is the make or break buy for me @JackieKessler Epitaph One #

10:20 Quote of the Day: Trick of the Light: Zeke: Why did God invent the NRA if shooting isn't always the right answer? #

10:21 QOD: disclaimer: Zeke is not quite right in the head, but nonetheless very enjoyable to watch in action. #

10:29 I have an FBI guy, the internet, love shoot 'em movies, been 2 the gun store (we have many) @lastwordy where do you get your gun knowledge? #

10:31 yes, have shot a gun. Have a gun. But I'm a liberal. Go figure. @lastwordy where do you get your gun knowledge from? Do you shoot at all? #

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10:13 I'm with Shiloh. Your new picture rocks! Did you have it done here or in China? Oh, send your addy for the ARC. Welcome back! @marjoriemliu #

10:19 Syfy never disappoints.Sun. movie: reality show contestants try 2 survive in the 'wilds' of W. Virginia & R attacked by deranged cannibals #

10:21 Movies give WV a bad rap often, the toothless, shoeless, banjo plucking, squeal like a pig thing, but cannibals? Way to go the extra mile! #

13:57 Too tired today to be snarky (the senile dog wanted to play at 3AM.) Will go with quotes from the Cal Leandros series. #

13:58 Madhouse: Goodfellow: I told Caligula that horses weren't the monogamous kind, but did he listen? #

17:12 Actually he was the 'horse.' The aristocrats do love their pony play @lastwordy I hope he offered Catherine the Great the same advice. #

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With finals done here and some free time on my hands, I have decided to take up recruiting for my corp. I tend to be the only one charismatic enough (pff... okay, stupid enough) to do it. But rather than just post the general spam up here, I thought I'd post our more prestigious offerings here to see if I can get some higher quality talent.

( Recruitment Propaganda ahead )

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10:35 #ff @marjoriemliu @jackiekessler @shilohwalker @dianapfrancis @lisashearin @liketheriver1 #

10:37 AVATAR! Outta here to go watch some blue naked aliens, which is how I like my aliens . #

16:08 Things I learned from Avatar: James Cameron has no use for this thing we call 'Earth time.' 2. blue alien men find thongs uncomfortable too #

16:10 Avatar 3. No matter how hot and studly your alien body is, if your dialogue sucks, so do you 4. Alien blue chicks, however, are articulate #

16:12 Avatar 5. Whenever more than 100 Americans gather together, we become amoral, murderous fiends except for maybe 5 who retain right vs wrong #

16:13 6. again, for emphasis, taking over an entire alien planet in real time wouldn't take this long! 7. it was very pretty. Stunning. Gorgeous #

16:16 Via previews: Re-making Clash of the Titans is wrong. I don't care if it's Spielberg, Connery, and 1 billion dollars budget. It's evil. EVIL #

16:26 And per Avatar that is about 5 per 100 @DarkFaerieTales #

16:28 Snort. As long as that'll take, they can find me at the nursing home @JackieKessler you're less than 60 followers away from ponying up, babe #

16:32 Avatar summation: Most beautiful, stunning, amazing, gorgeous, breathtaking screensaver ever. (exception: lead actress did a fabulous job) #

16:51 Zoe Saldana was brilliant, otherwise, yes, pretty and requiring a chiro after @shilohwalker @Rob_Thurman so pretty to look at it?That's it? #

16:59 twitpic.com/u2nbi - Best part of movie experience. You like that, don't you, Sherlock? & Watson is watching. He's a naughty boy. #

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10:50 Great Pyernees PCAS (606) 679-6432 on his/her last days. Please pass on to any Great Pyrenees Rescue Groups. #

10:55 No problemo! Send your address to buddhalovingbadass hotmail..er..if China it make take a whle @marjoriemliu Bet your ass I'll take an ARC. #

12:09 Nightlife, Moonshine,Madhouse,Deathwish @MelLHay @Rob_Thurman Hello!Just found u.I sawDeathwishWhats the order? #

12:20 Have an earache. The universe is punishing me for trying to trade BJs for more followers. I knew I should just gone with a handjob. #

15:58 Well, Di's web designer isn't taking new clients, so it was a DIY, but I have a new website. www.robthurman.net Thanks to Chris for the art! #

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I'm in there.... somewhere...

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10:15 Hey! Someone out there owes me pics of the kick ass T-shirt they won so I can share contest benevolence with all. #

10:22 Hmmm. In retrospect, instead I'd give away a signed copy of Deathwish or Trick of the Light, unless you're Seth Green, then it's a done deal #

11:13 But not to @mark_henry as a) he's married and b) he's incontinent. Santa: Please bring Mark a box of Depends Adult Diapers xxxooo #

12:47 Why have I not seen this sooner?? the dark knight-joker interrogation scene spoof on youtube. Search with that title exactly #

13:05 Hell,at first I thought it was a genuine outtake, the Joker is that 'can we cut?' good @authorViviAnna @Rob_Thurman OMG,isn't it hilarious? #

18:42 Better run that BJ by your husband first @JackieKessler Everybody, follow bestselling UF author @Rob_Thurman! You know you want to. #

18:48 Interesting. Cal has spit up a subconscious problem I'm going to have a helluva time writing my way out of because he can't keep it. #

18:51 Running out of memory space on my computer for all his neuroses, phobias, and occasional raving desire to kill. Can you be emo-psychotic? #

19:16 Yep, that would be pretty much the genre of the Cal series @tasmin21 Emo-psychotic may be my new favorite word #

19:43 I only have 3 ARCs. 1 is promised to @jackiekessler 1 to @shilohwalker and 1 to @marjoriemliu (who rocks!) most definitely if she wants it. #

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12:05 Damn LJ has kicked me out of two sites I'm on. I am executed and aborted. That seems harsh & redundant. Couldn't they pick one or the other? #

17:26 Horrifying yet perfect for Dexter @ThePinkEgoBox ThePinkEgoBox @Rob_Thurman holy crap, just watched end of Dexter, you were so right. #

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